Monday Mantra “Managing to have a sense of humor makes it a lot easier to manage the ups and downs of the market”
With all the attention that has been on the economy and the stock market the past few weeks, I found an article of humor that I found pretty amusing. I hope it helps you keep perspective and humor no matter the situations going on in the economy.
The Stock Market Report
Helium was up, feathers were down, paper was stationary.
Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading. Knives were up sharply.
Cows steered into a bull market. Pencils lost a few points.
Hiking equipment was trailing.
Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline.
Weights were up in heavy trading.
Light switches were off.
Mining equipment hit rock bottom.
Diapers remain unchanged.
Shipping lines stayed at even keel.
The market for raisins dried up.
Coca-Cola fizzled.
Caterpillar stock inched up a bit.
Sun peaked at midday.
Balloon prices were inflated.
Charmin touched a new bottom.
Batteries exploded in an attempt to recharge the market.
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